The gunpowder, treason, and plot
Maxine sends along this link to a heartwarming story about bonfire night hijinks: a 22-year-old soldier was injured setting off a Black Cat Thunderbolt rocket. The injuries were to his colon. You might want to take a guess as to how precisely they were sustained to that part of his body, then click over and see if you were right.
A spokesman for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents said: “It’s very sad that this person has had to learn about the dangers posed by fireworks in this way." But is it really sad? Is there anyone out there who isn't thinking that this guy is an idiot who deserved what he got? Besides, there's some natural selection going on here. I wonder if he blew his chance of passing on his stupid genes to the next generation.